Hi, y’all. It’s hot here, and my Texas drawl is out in full force. It’s tough to enunciate when you’re on the verge of heat exhaustion.
So what’s there to do when it’s this hot outside? My solution for enduring the summer is to embrace what hot areas do well—barbeque and country music. The best part is that by nature barbeque and country music do not require a shower. When it’s 100 degrees out, it’s like God is telling us to stop bathing except for immediately before bed. It’s in our best interest to soak a brisket in Coke, put it on the grill, and pretend to work around the house in our sweat-wicking clothes.
In fact, I was a little irritated that my friends suggested we go out tonight. Now I HAVE to shower and put on non-wicking clothes for this non-barbeque joint. Ugh. Oh well. They promised to make it worth my while, and besides, they’re the best source of future blog material.
‘Cause you know what I’d be doing if I were at home, after piddling around in the yard and before showering and catching up on True Blood? I’d be doing the only thing better than listening to country music, and that’s listening to funny country music. Y’all, I highly suggest that you fix yourself a plate of brisket and beans and watch this Guy on a Buffalo video right now. This is the first in a series (you should watch them all) from my favorite funny band, The Possum Posse—the greatest band in the world. Possibly, ever.
Even if you don’t like barbeque you’ll probably like this band—they’re funny! My favorite Possum Posse song goes something like this: “You’re pretty ugly by most people’s standards, but you’re alright by mine.”
That line reminds me of recent local news where a man was caught raping a horse. Thanks to my friend Ramsay for alerting me to this news story; he also wisely pointed out that the pervert should have kissed the horse first. It’s only polite.
New anti-horse raping country song: “Neigh Means Neigh.” Genius. But until that song is produced, please enjoy the Guy on a Buffalo video series!The 4th funniest blog on the web!